Sunday, October 5, 2008

Harmy says all the right things

Harmy is an extremely complex human being.

Like a rubix cube pre 84.

Not that long ago he was searching for the million dollar ball.

Now he believes the Ashes are more Important than the Stanford grab for cash.

Surely not.

Stanford has black bats and big bags of cash.

What does the ashes have, some replica urn and a history people can’t agree over.

Does Alan know about his views, surely he could be shot or something.

That is the American way isn't it.

Harmy might turn up and Stanford will put him in guantanamo bay, with all the other people who think 2020 is crap.

A few months ago he looked likely to end up playing ICL with Russel Arnold.

Now he is back, and he has 9 months to stay in the side to play in the Ashes.

That is a long time.

Stanford is something he will definitely play in.

By the time of the Ashes he could be in a sanatorium in Guatemala.

He may be in a bar on the moon winning a dance off.

Or perhaps he create a gollum and take over Auckland.

All of these are as likely as Steve being in the English team for the Ashes.www.cricketwithballs.com... Aussie Haiku straight to your box

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