The England are touring, the Indians said so.
But what have the English said?
Nothing, Giles Clarke has them all holed up in an underground bunker with caviar and busty beer wenches.
Things are in motion above ground, Reg Dickason is on the case.
Usually this means he arrives at an airport, has a pancake and leaves.
Well that is how the champions grab for cash cup was cancelled.
He turned up, asked the dude at the airport pancake place how Pakistan was, and left.
Why, because white teams were never going to tour Pakistan.
Reg’s results usually end up amazingly similar the thoughts of whomever has sent him over.
So this time I expect his report to say, its fine, play a warm up in bumfuch Idaho, and then get over there.
Because that seems to be the general consensus, Harmy excluded.
Reg will sort it out though, smooth it over, he is like Harvey Ketiel in Pulp Fiction.
The Indian government should let him in there to pick off the remaining terrorists with his killer moustache.
Pow.
Pow Pow.
Kappow.
He’d teach them a lesson, and make this a safer world to play cricket in.
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