Saturday, December 13, 2008

Nash the lash chases the cash while smoking the hash and talking the trash while having a smash

Something is wrong.

This is not Brendan Nash.

I remember him, all too fucking well, and he didn’t ever score anywhere near run a ball.

He barely scored runs.

In New Texas he was a battling fighting ugly nudger that it hurt you to watch.

The West Indian version is some six hitting cover driving stud.

Whats the go?

Has be been on cannabis and rum non stop since he got to Jamaica, and if so, can we get the Krab Katich on some, because I like what I see from the new Nash.

Sure he still looks like a nerdy fucker, a really really nerdy fucker, he has always had a hair cut your grandfather would approve of, but something in his mindset has changed.

Perhaps being freed of the New Texas conservatism has done wonders for him.

Maybe he gets laid now.

We may never know.

The one thing we do know is this, not good enough for Queensland, but still good enough to play test cricket, and be not out at lunch against the kiwis.

He now has 20 runs more than any of us thought he would ever get in test cricket.

It’s the fuckers with the bad haircuts you’ve gotta watch out for, especially if they have passport for another test playing nation.

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