Isn't that Mehrab a talented little boy.
I am glad you are all enjoying yourself, i would like to thank the courthouse hotel in Sydney Rd, Melbourne for giving us such a nice place for a reception.
The Nick Cave award
Ignored in your own country, curious oddity in your new country
Darren Pattinson
Grant Elliot
Brandon Nash
Tightly contested, Elliott made waves by getting rolled over by Sidebottom, and Nash did by being the firs white man to play for the west indies in like forever. But neither of them could match the curious ferocity of Eyelids Pattinson.
The Kirk Cameron Award
Once in the big league, now doing other stuff few people are watching
Chris Lewis
Brett Lee
Imran Khan
Lewis went from Surrey 2020 poster boy to drug mule, and Imran went from political leader to political prisoner, but only Brett Lee is being successful, those underpants are practically jumping off the shelf.
The Helen Mirren Award
Best performance from the blue rinse set
Shivnarine Chandrepaul
Sachin Tendulkar
Makaya Ntini
Ntini and Sachin both had some good moments, but Shiv shit all over them, and did it with sticky tape on his face.
The Alan Dale Award
Older player who goes from Z grade celebrity to a C list one who pops up everywhere
Grant Elliott
Bryce McGain
Iain O’Brien
Elliott is unlucky again, mostly because his name is even more boring than him, O’Brien can’t win it because he has simply moved on beyond C list, so it goes to Bryce McGain, who practically is the cricketing version of Alan Dale.
And now we have the very talented Mike Hussey doing some comedy dancing for us.
We are almost finished now. I promise.
cricketwithballs
www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside
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