George Bush wanted to destroy terrorism.
He tried Dick Cheney, bombs, war, and Christianity.
All to no avail.
That is because he didn’t use Andrew Strauss.
He is the ultimate weapon for taking down terrorism.
While everyone else was scared of going back to India the man said we owe it to cricket to come back, and he said it so well, even Harmy came over.
Then as the Indian crowd, Indian team, English team and everyone else wasn’t sure what was the correct response, Strauss showed them.
He stiff upper lipped a hundred.
Then just to sick his bat handle long and hard up the anal passage of the terrorists he makes another one.
It’s like he said take that, and that.
Strauss is the sort of guy you want protecting your daughters virginity, as he takes the shit seriously.
In fact I wouldn’t play him unless a women’s reputation or a madman was threatening the world with a nuclear bomb.
That is when you get the best out of Strauss.
The man bats for a cause.
The rest of the time is just filler.
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