no biscuits for Aaron

Aaron Redmond is not a test quality opening batsman.

But fair is fair, he made 83 last test, surely that earns you something.

A biscuit, if nothing else.

But NZC is all out of biscuits.

And Redmond is shit out of luck.

Instead the kiwi’s have given the keys to Tim McIntosh whose first class career batting average of 34 will be sending shock waves through all international bolwing line ups.

He doesn’t even bowl leg spin.

What a joke.

Moles, or someone with a hand up his ass, is pulling all kinds of levers at the moment.

Flynn to 3, Chris Martin fucked off, Mark Gillespie returns from anger management, and James Franklin comes in as a specialist number 9.

My question is how can a team with no top class quick bowlers get rid of Chris Martin.

Sure he looks dodgy, but he is a quality bowler.

Don’t give me the whole he doesn’t take a lot of wickets angle, who in New Zealand does.

Surely having a bowler of his quality out of the side does nothing except give you a false sense of your own depth.

As for Redmond, sure he was shit, but maybe he was just coming good, the New Zealand cricket equivalent of Alan Dale.

I still feel his career should be given an in depth and emotional retrospection.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Alright.

Shit.

Shit.

Not too shabby.

Farewell soldier, we hardly knew you.

Sorry if we miss spelt your name from time to time.

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