This is the XI i would get to play for Natalie Portman's honour.
Virender Sehwag, swing on oh holy one.
Victor Trumper, bat till lunch.
Richie Richardson, give us that before the breakdown magic.
*Keith Miller, bat where you want, bowl when you want skipper.
Martin Crowe, give us some smoothness.
Allan Border, you are the spine.
Adam Gilchrist, swing away boy.
Wasim Akram, as fast as you can mate.
Mushtaq Ahmed, twirl those arms son.
Tiger Bill O'Reilly, show us hows its done.
Wes Hall, bowl him out and tell us a story.
12th The Demon Fred Spofforth, cut those oranges up, like a demon.
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