When Travelling through the evil empire (sa) I noticed that it was safer to do so in a deluxe European car.
India may not have that luxury.
Their Rolls Royce is having groin niggles.
And I don’t have to tell you that on a car groin niggles are rather nasty.
Without Kumble, Bhaji is the next man, and whilst he drives a Toyota, magically on spinning home tracks it turns into an Audi.
But best news out of the lot is that mini Anil is playing.
Piyush Chawla is in the team, ready to invoke serious serious harm on to South Africa.
For those of you who don’t know, if Piyush was Victorian, he would have petitions to have stands named after him already, started by me offcourse.
I always get excited when a new leggie is on the scene, quite often that turns to boredom, but sometimes it’s beautiful and it lasts forever.
Other time they turn into batsmen, I’m looking at you two, Shiv and Cam.
I think in overseas tests Chawla should be played before Bhaji, not because Bhaji is a total @ss bandit.
But because, his touring average is 40 and this Chawla kid is a leggie, and instantly more cooler than Bhaji could ever be, even when considering the dancing.
For the Evil Empire, Leg Spinners are hard to play, because they think like automatons, and leg spinners are artists dancing and twirling around them with colours so bright they simply cannot see straight.
Hence the complete embarrassment of losing their wickets to the true masters of cricket.
hahahahahahaha.
Your average South African cricketer is colour blind, by choice.
True story.www.cricketwithballs.com "Practice Sehwagology and kill the Probots"
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