Thursday, April 17, 2008

Younis returns from his napsky

A week ago Younis Khan decided to have a rest.

He had a particularly nasty interview with ICC Gestapo about the C word.

This meant he was struggling to make runs against the deluxe A number 1 attack of the Bangladeshi Kittens.

So he went to the PCB and asked for the series off.

Perhaps the Pakistani media militia have already covered this and i missed it, or perhaps they missed it during Ahktar month.

What is worse here, that Younis was so upset by people trying to find out if he committed match fixing that he couldn't handle the pressure of a 5 game one day series against the Kittens.

Or

That he pulled out of a series saying he would be available to play, only to magically arrive again.

Or

That he has magically reappeared just before the start of the IPL, which i am sure is just a coincidence.

Or

That a man who recently wanted the captaincy can't handle a couple of cricket administracrats giving him the good cop bad cop routine.

Or

That he has never made a run against Ireland.

Or

That he wears his collar up in official photos making him look like a bit of a tosser.

You be the judge.


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