Thursday, April 17, 2008

the "KP should write a blog" push

Was just surfing the internet looking for naked photos of Tony Greig and I found KP’s site. That’s right, the KP. The man who was too arrogant for South Africa.The man who is currently starving because he isn't playing IPL. The man who brought in the skunk hairdo and then killed it off with a swipe across the line. The colours of the blog are extremely blue, a smart ass might say he is trying to make up for his accent and be over the top british, but I wouldn't.He also has his own media channel, which i assume is where he releases his rap songs, "I got 99 problems but being a brit aint one, hit it".There is a section where you can go to all his sponsors, so like all cricket fans i headed there first.All big time multinationals for the KPmeister, no dandruff shampoo manufacturers for him. Adidas, one day i hope to own my own pair of KP's. Oakley, you can't get them at the local servo. Npower, they are now specialising in solar power, guess where they found the sun?News of the world, Kp's mum is a violent foul mouthed chain smoking boozy slob, that's not true. Volkswagen, gutsy move for a South African to drive a Nazi Mobile. All this is very interesting stuff, but where are the opinions?Where is the dirt?Where is the real KP.Surely a man of vast intellect and cutting wit has more to offer the world than some sponsors, his book and a picture of him drinking a sports drink.KP should blog.Who wouldn't want to know what Kp thinks about everything. Global Warming, I heat up the earth with my on drives. The West Bank, if only people spent more time admiring me, and less time fighting, the world would be a better place. Punk Vs Grunge, the stooges were awesome, and the pixies blew my mind, but none of them are like a KP charge off a quickie. The possibilities are endless. So come on KP, blog for us, we really want to here more from you.www.cricketwithballs.com "Now with extra juicy Podcast"

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