Pakistan have won 10 straight home one day internationals.
They are the most inform team in the world.
The world stopped as they went for their 10th straight victory.
Bars shut.
Brothels put the radio on.
Mosques brought in LCD screens and surround sound systems.
Pakistan cruised to Victory over the mighty Bangladesh.
People went and found long lost relatives.
Bread was made, and then broken and some man was so excited he had sex with a goat (he was quick to point out it was a female goat).
Salman does mine look big in this, smashed Javed Miandad’s tournament record to prove once and for all that he is a far superior batsman than Miandad.
Shoaib Malik captained magnificently, the 8 people at the ground all agreed he was a better captain than Imran Khan.
Surely now after this amazing run of 10 straight wins, the world is not enough for Pakistan.
They are, according to my calculations, undisputed one day champions of the world, and deserve a trip to the IPL to pick up the fat cash that is on offer.
Well done Pakistan.
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