Saturday, April 26, 2008

Everybody hurts, Sreesanth

Everyone is laughing at Sreesanth.

But Fast bowlers are an emotional dichotomy.

Shaun Tait wants to rip heads off, but the stress of not doing it makes him sad.

Brett Lee wants to be a nice guy, but everynow and then he forgets and bowls beamers.

Dale Steyn is South African.

Steve Harmison is part animal part machine. Problem is it’s a guinea pig and an electric tie organiser.

Shane Bond is made of Ice Cream.

And Andre Nel cried when he hit Allan Donald in a domestic game.

That’s right Andre Nel, Sreesanth’s sick adopted brother has also cried.

Sure his was because he smashed his idol in the face with a angry bouncer, not because a little girly man slapped him, but a cry is a cry.

Perhaps mentalist fast bowlers are as tough as we always thought they were.

Maybe Thommo cries when he can’t find his car keys.

Demon Fred Spofforth got upset thinking about the lighthorsemen.

Devon Malcom needed tissues when the last cookie was eaten.

I guess fast bowlers do have feelings....
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