The IPL made a huge mistake this week.
They realised they missed an Australian player.
Now with an injury to Australia’s hottest female cricketer Nathan Bracken, Ashley Matrix Noffke has been flown over to play for the fat cash.
That’s it IPL, we have no cricketers left.
Except for Daniel Marsh.
And he probably couldn’t be bothered.
But that’s it, no more.
You have everyone worth a dollar, now let the rest of our players do what they usually do in the off season, go to England and put on weight.
The IPL has also gone after coaches, mental strength professionals, towel cleaners and anyone else that has anything to do with cricket in Australia.
Well almost everyone.
I have still not received my official offer to join any of the teams as chief blogger, or as performance artist cricketer.
Tis a shame.www.cricketwithballs.com "Practice Sehwagology and kill the Probots"
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