Ab twice the team India is

How do you know when you’re really struggling in a test match.

It’s the moment AB DeVilliers is not out for over 200 runs, and you remember back to your side making 76.

When a dude averages 36 and makes a hundred about every ten tests, you don’t expect him to make a hundred on a wicket where you have made 76.

I don’t ever expect Ab to make runs.

I just expect him to annoy me with that grin of his.

So how sh1t does India feel right now?

Do they feel like they couldn’t get it up?

Do they feel like they couldn’t get it up with Russian twins?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their sister?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their mother?

Do they feel like they just accidentally slept with their father?

It’s hard to say.

What is good to know is Ashwell Prince didn’t make runs.

Maybe not good news for India, but it makes me smile.

But Indian supporters do not feel too bad, VVS is still playing for you, and if he makes 600 runs in the second innings, like I expect him too, you are a 50/50 chance of winning this.

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