Sunday, March 30, 2008

Shane plays winning hands

Shane Warne has retired from English first class cricket.

Not First class cricket.

He retired from Victoria when he retired from Australia, which as we all know is the only first class competition in the world.

But he has decided that Hampshire isn’t as important as poker or 2020 cricket.

The same 2020 that he refused to play for Hampshire.

He has never been known as a moral man, but surely this is a bit late to be pulling out of a season, to play somewhere else for money.

Let’s hope someone else doesn’t offer him a dollar more than his 2020 team otherwise he might end up wrestling against the incredible hulk in Burma.

He has always said he will honour his contract with Hampshire, offcourse he said that before a better contract came along.

He has been replaced by mask ur anus, who is also following the trail of benjamins to India and will miss the start of the season.

Warne is also playing poker, not poke her, professionally, I am sure that will give him all the thrills bowling to Brian Lara used towww.cricketwithballs.com "Practice Sehwagology and kill the Probots"

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