trescothick (or trestochick) is a cuckold?

I do love the word cuckold.

Having been around sports for a long time now, every time there is a major issue in a sporting team, or club some one starts mentioning the age old, hey i heard johnny smithy brown has been boinking the coaches/captains/players wife.

Let's say objectively that this is true, one in 10 times, based on the Uncle Jrod cheating spouses method of calculation, what does it do to the people involved the other 9 times.

Obviously in AFl footy it has happened twice recently, once publicly in which the cheating player was forced to another club, and once privately where the player whom had been cheated on was moved to another club.

In Australian cricket the famous rumour is Salter and Gilly, which i personally do not believe.

Then again I don't believe any woman would sleep with Slater.

And which no one really believed until Slater went through one of the 12 steps and blurted out an apology for draggin Gilly's name into the mud.

Now i have heard strangled muffled choked whispers of an English one involving newly retired stress case, Marcus Trescothick.

The other involved party is Michael Vaughn, and I'm assuming Mrs Trescothick (Marcus' wife not mother, although...) whom Mr Vaughn is supposed to have had the sex with.

Now i don't believe this one for a moment, because I think these two men are gentleman, not particularly good cricketers, but gentleman none the less.

Infact with all the trouble Vaughn is having with straight balls, I'd assumed he was playing for the other team now.

Is this how people are trying to explain Marcus’s sudden onslaught of stress.

It may explain the stress, it may even explain Vaughn's complete lack of Vaughness but it doesn't explain why Trescothick wouldn't go to the UAE now does it.www.cricketwithballs.com "Gee, Andre, what are we going to do tonight?"