Monday, March 31, 2008

Hey, Malcom, what's holding the towel up?

The ICC head hunted a South African to run the biz.

Imtiaz Patel was the man they wanted for CEO.

But he decided that he was not the man for the job.

Even though the ICC had already announced this was their dude, Imtiaz had never really decided.

That is top notch Cricket Administracration right there.

I think I know why he didn’t want it, he is clearly in the running to be starring in the South African version of Married With Children.


Note the eyes, dead with a touch of despair, and almost covered by the eye lids.

The weak chin, that says, I have no self respect.

The receding, but not quite fully bald, hair, like its confused as what to do next.

The bags under the eyes, that are only there to hold the eyes in place, and have no aesthetic quality what so ever.

The nose, a slight bend from his days as a quarterback at Polk High.

And the general look of unhappiness that emanates from every pore of this man

The perfect Al Bundy, but not the perfect CEO of the ICC.www.cricketwithballs.com "Practice Sehwagology and kill the Probots"

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