Tim Southee is 19, has probably shaved once, has only a scattering of pubes, has probably only had sex with his hard drive, and it’s already started.
What has started Uncle J rod?
The cricket slags.
So far my site has already had Tim Southee girlfriend, Tim Southee naked, Tim Southee nude, and Tim Southee is a terribly hot piece of booty.
Ok not that last one, but the rest really truly happened.
Being a good boy, I have never used the internet as a search engine for sex, I’m sure non of you my loyal and moral readers have either.
But some people do.
Dirty filthy perverts that they are.
But that’s ok, as the aliens allow pornography, so it must be here to serve a higher purpose.
Tim Southee how ever is not pornography, he is a young cricketer with potential and should not be used as a pornographic whipping boy of horny teenage girls and frustrated gay men.
Instead these girls should be offering themselves to him, because if they want to see him nude, there should be a contra deal in place.
A third of all my hits are from people typing in a variant of Shane Watson/Jimmy Anderson/Stuart Broad/Kamran Akmal/Alistair Cook/Scott Styris/Nathan Bracken nude naked, lubed up, hot to trot, girlfriend, wife, weird sex photos, penis.
Obviously I am not the only blogger over run with women and men who want to sleep with cricketers.
Poor Ayalac tried to help the slags with some pictures.
Poorer Suave has all but lost the ability to understand why women want to see someone who wears eye liner naked, but he found nice photos too.
Someone even typed in Ricky Ponting sexual object.
What is this madness.
My Shane Watson nude blog, which has a beautiful picture of William Shatner with a dog (happy b’day for yesterday to big fella) has had 286 hits.
Cricket slags I understand the urge to type in Kamran Akmal naked, but please, try and resist, cricketers are people too, as are some cricket bloggers.www.cricketwithballs.com "Gee, Andre, what are we going to do tonight?"
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