Following on the great response to Miriam's drinking game for the IPL final, i have tried to follow in her footsteps.
Use this wisely my friends, and if you can’t drink responsibly, drink rambunctiously.
1 finger
A dropped catch (although two fingers if you think your mum could have caught it).
Any standard Stanford siting.
A mention of the facilities.
Discussions of Gayle’s omission.
Tony Cozier telling you about an Old West Indian Cricketer or Adminstracrat.
Mentions of the black bats.
2 fingers
A shot of Curtly Ambrose’s Mohawk.
Bumble using the word pressure, or any word that is similar.
Every time KP looks befuddled.
Interview with a player on field who can’t hear the questions, or any technical problems with interviews at all.
3 fingers
Any shots of the pool.
James Anderson sightings (down your glass is he looks moody)
For overs where more than 10 runs are scored.
An example of green eyed jealousy by a former player over the cash.
If an umpiring decision is not referred and you think it should be.
Down your glasses
Anytime Stanford touches someone (handshakes excepted).
When Emily Prior is shown.
If the Stanford Superstars are called West Indies.
Down your glasses with a drink you have bought on holidays.
If either team scores over 170.
Merry Drinking everyone.
*Not for use by the weak or the wounded.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside
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