Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Speech recognition fun

I just got some speech recognition software.

It's useless.

So instead of using it to do tasks with, I typed in cricket sentences, and then watched what it had to say.

David Hussey is going to b Australia’s next PM or my name is not Uncle Jrod.

David Hussey is going to be screened at the end or mine and not on general

When bowling legspin, farting does not help as much as you would think.

When will extend marketing do not drop as much as you think

The world will be a cold and dark place when the prophet of sehwagology retires.

The world will be at fault and flights were profits over acknowledging that size

I would like to build an army out of zombie legspinners, with Tiger Bill their general.

Others like build an army as a militant would try to build the general

Cricket is a game best played pantless.

Critic is again as the hapless

If Michael Atherton was an object, he would be a shoe horn.

If Michael Atherton was an object eve of the issue born

Shivnarine Chandrepaul needs those black sticky things to keep his face together.

Should match arable vetoes like sticky things to keep his first together

Iain O’Brien likes sushi.

In a grind like sushi

The 3rd powerplay ruling could be the most important rule since timed out was invented.

That the adult local and could be the most important rule since time doubt that invented

In the beginning the demon Fred Spofforf had a great mo.

In the beginning the daemon press offers a great time

If more cricketers ate cheese, the world would be a better place.

Is more crude of the genes that will be a better place

Look Andre Nel has come to kill us all.

Look Andre has come to kill us all

Kumar Sangakarra is way cooler than Steve McQueen, but not quite at Lee Marvin’s level.

To my stake is one pulled and Steve McQueen is not quite the funds level yet

Every Tuesday Jacques Kallis feeds the starving orphans, to Graeme Smith.

Every Tuesday night fallacies that Simon Walkmans, to grandstand

Look Sunil Gavaskar is getting fucked by a chick with a strap on.

Look side of the matter is getting rocked by Jupiter

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