Monday, November 24, 2008

Mr 30%

Australia have been fined for their slow over rate again.

The ICC has come down hard.

No one expected them to give such a heavy sanction.

Finally they are getting ready to rid the cricket world of this stain.

Ricky Ponting was in shock "I knew they were getting serious, but i never thought they'd do this, how will i be able to pay my butler".

The rest of the team has been handed down 15% fines.

It's hit them all hard.

Shane Watson has had to cut back on his vitamins.

Mitchell Johnson has cancelled is subscription to karate chicks magazine.

Brett Lee is making all his Indian agents call him now.

And Hayden has stopped printing his photos on matte finish.

It's tough times.

If you would like to support the impoverished Australian cricketers, please go to http://savearichasscricketerbeforetheyhavetomovetoaworkingclasssuburb.org.

Your players need you.


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