Wednesday, November 19, 2008

england mince it up

Little known fact about cricket, the ball tends to spin more in India.

Write it down, tell your friends, it’s useful information.

England, being the cunning bastards they are, have just worked this out.

Luckily for them they took a spinner with them.

Graeme Swann is ready to be inserted into the action.

That’s just how he likes it.

So now England have their secret weapon, the mincing pink Ferrari less singing offie.

Surely this, and that improvement KP keeps mentioning, is enough for England to win the next 5 games in a trot.

They’ve cracked the code, and now they just need to do a few other minor things to win.

Exorcise Yuvraj.

Offer Dhoni a film deal.

Sacrifice a bowler at the alter of Sehwagology.

Dent Yusuf’s head.

Get a new opening pair.

Learn to play spin.

And teach Ravi how to run.


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