Iain's spelling is critiqued by Uncle Rupert

We all asked how long it would last.

Richard of sportsreview fame said 4 days.

Sportsfreak & I figured even less.

I didn't talk to Ben at Mike on cricket, but he would have had an opinion as well.

What am I talking about, Iain O’Brien’s blog.

While it hasn’t been edited/takendown/burntatthestake/sodomized yet, it can only be a matter of time with Foxsports running with direct quotes from the blog about Iain O’Brien being called a fagot.

Although Foxsports went with the more well known spelling of the word, faggot.

Trust Foxsports to ruin something pure and innocent.

The blog, not the spelling of the word faggot, which, if I remember my Korn listening days correctly, can also be spelt faget.

Finally we get a cricketer willing to talk about how he really feels in cricket, and Foxsports make a big deal of it one test in.

New Zealand Cricket aren’t going to want the truth coming out.

I mean when Iain gets bored about finding the perfect pair of jeans he may write something like, “that new bloke Moles seems like a good coach, but three times he has ‘accidently’ touched my penis, should I tell Vaughan about it?”.

How embarrassing would that be.

Especially if Moles gets his own blog, and starts talking about how Iain keeps rubbing his crotch on him.

You sense the madness that could ensue, and NZC would want none of it.

Anything that is good for the fans is automatically bad from an administrcratic point of view.

I mean he has already been called a fagot/faggot/faget, what if in Adelaide he is called a hermaphrodite, and he blogs about that.

Think of the children.

What will they blog about, one of them may even start up a blog called Iain O’Brien’s Intersex cricket blog.

And then where will we be.

In multi gender hell, that’s where.

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