If England were...
A horse, they would have been taken behind a screen and shot.
A Woman, they would have been beaten by a hairy large drunken man.
A Criminal, they would have been sodomized with a broom.
A Middle Eastern nation, they would have been invaded and bombed by America.
An Anus, they would have got in the way of a large penis.
A pimple, some teenager just popped them good.
A teenage girl, R Kelly just came over.
This wasn't a game, this was a destroyation of England.
Kp said England were too busy thinking about other things.
I am not sure if every England player was day dreaming about Stanford giving the pregnant Prior the high hard one or not, but they played like they did.
Their batsmen were limper than elton john's wrists.
Their bowlers were bowling like extras in a romero film.
The SS XI were great, you can't say a bad word about them, even if everyone one of them mentioned God.
They picked England up and said "don't worry mon, it'll be ova soon, now grab your ankles".
Gayle and Fletcher brushed England aside like you would flick off a dead fly.
Allen Stanford has an erection that could bring down the titanic right now.
And the correct result was obtained, the poor boys won, and the boring professionals fly out to India onlu to find Australia has played them into top form.
Somehow I enjoyed the Stanford circus, not the game, or the nonsense, but the result.
The teeth grinding from KP made it all worth while.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside
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