Elbows are evil, obviously

We all see cricket differently.

The ICC saw Gautam city’s elbow tap on Shane Watson, and suspended him from the test.

I saw it and thought it was pretty cool.

Apparently Gambhir broke one of Peter Roebuck’s spirit of cricket rules.

Peter offered to spank him, but the ICC thought the adequate punishment was missing what is now the most important test in a dull series.

Why?

Batsman have been giving bowlers an 'accidental elbow' since WG Grace was eating 5 chickens for dinner.

Ever tried to get on the tube with elbows, not possible.

Elbows are an part of everyday life.

And bowlers deserve the odd one, as do politicians, pop singers, and old people.

It keeps them on their toes.

Shane Watson deserves way more than one.

A man with his bowling ability who sledges deserves a penile lobotomy.

Gambhir did not have the tools to carry out such a procedure on the field, so instead he elbowed him.

Would appear to be harmless enough, but someone rattled the fun polices cage and they decided that children might take this new elbow craze to the streets.

Mass panic would ensue.

Elbows, part of the axis of evil, can be used for all sorts of terrorist related activities as well.

And thusly must be outlawed from cricket, and school yards.

So Gambhir, if you ever play again, I suggest using your shoulder.

That is still ok, I guess.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside