8 players are on one side, generally on the off side, so they can gaze lovingly into the eyes of the batsman.
This usually results in the batsman doubting his sexuality.
The one fielder on the leg side, should be the perviest player.
He should leer at the batsman’s hind quarters, making the batsman feel even more uncomfortable.
The bowlers are important too.
They bowl wide of the batsman, temping them with balls that are hittable.
It’s all about the seduction.
Then with the gazing, the pervert behind his back, and the subtle seduction, the batsman will/should explode in anger against this tirade of sexual energy that will/should result in a wicket, and the odd dropped catch.
And that, with Australia’s crap batting, is why India is in front today.
True story.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside
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