Saturday, November 8, 2008

Australia bat on lithium

How to win a test match, with New Australia.

Make 166 runs in 85 overs on the third day, to lull the opposition into a true sense of security.

Brilliant.

Yes there are reasons.

India bowled defensibly.

The moon is in it’s block till death position at the moment.

And it is day of the wombat I am sure.

But what the fuck were they doing?

Everything was so good yesterday, they got to 200 at like 4 an over.

Then it all went wrong.

You expect King Probot Mike Hussey to bring the scoring down, that is his thing.

But Haddin and Cam?

What the fuck is going on?

Is Tim Neilson putting rohypnol in their cereal?

I have seen Haddin and Cam bat a lot, but in this series it’s as if they are some photo copied version of themselves.

Why pick attacking players, and hold them back.

Surely this is not the players doing, I don’t believe Brad Haddin even knows how to defend.

This was a tactic, because everyone did it.

It wasn’t even just these guys, it was Clarke, Watson, Krejza and Johnson.

Johnson, the man who slaps the ball to all parts, prodding like a turd with pads on.

For fucks sake man, you aint a batsman, you is a hitter, not a bad one at that.

A quick 40 odd could have given us the edge.

The only edge Australia have now is the razor blades all Australian fans got out whilst watching this days play.www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside

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