Why Bangladesh is cooler than England

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The top ten reasons why Bangaldesh is cooler than England.

10. Jamie Siddons is coach, sure he is a crap coach, but he could take Peter Moores in a bare knuckle brawl.

9. Watching Bangladesh is like watching kids who love the sport, watching England is like watching accountants at tax time.

8. Bangladesh can’t disappoint you. You think they are going to be rubbish, and when they aren’t it’s awesome. England always disappoint, usually when they aren’t rubbish.

7. Their names are awesome. Dollar Mahmude for instance. Much better than James Anderson.

6. Following Bangladesh is like investing in the future, watching England is like watching Only Fools and Horses.

5. As a man you like watching them play because they have less sexual experience in the whole team (Ashraful aside) than you do.

4. As a woman you like watching them because you could teach them so much about boudoir activities, Shahadat Hossain especially.

3. Some of their players dance when they take wickets, way better than anything Stuart Broad has ever done,ever.

2. Bangladesh players do this.

English players get annoying pasty guys in dresses to do this for them.

1. Mohammad Ashraful, he bats like someone free basing naked in the snow whilst running with scissors.www.cricketwithballs.com... fighting the war on tony greig