One of cricket with ball's favourite cricketers is back, and now he is a test player.
Like everyone in the cricket world i was appalled and pissing myself when Jesse Ryder lost his fight with a toilet window.
Things haven't been the same since Jesse left us.
Food hasn't tasted as fatty.
Tequila hasn't been consumed at olympic standards.
And no other player has had a comedic fall from grace since then.
Gibbs went for a drive on the sauce, and Roy went fishing, it's hardly the same.
Ryder is to be touring Bangladesh, so he even gets a chance to start with a bradman style average.
There is some bad news.
The man, affectionately known as Badonkadonk Ryder, has vowed not to touch the booze for the whole time he is in Bangladesh.
So he probably won't be meeting up with Jamie Siddons.
The only question is now, with drinking out of the question, how will Jesse fuck up his tour of bangladeshwww.cricketwithballs.com... fighting the war on tony greig
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