Monday, January 12, 2009

The Orphans are safe

Matthew Hayden has retired.

I could give you details, but at the moment this is speculation.

All of us bloggers will miss him, the ones who loved him, and even more so the ones that hated him, as he certainly gave us all something to write about.

He will retire to New Texas, a third world country, and cook for a living.

And why shouldn’t he.

Cooking is a perfectly respectable thing for a retired thing to do.

Perhaps he will take up lawn bowls, heaven help them all.

Amen.

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