David Warner, remember you heard it here eventually

I was going to do a piece of David Warner soon and tell you to just pencil him in.

It was going to be a little something about being the first non indian IPL player to be picked with no first class experience (feel free to correct me, but he is probably the first one or the first white one).

Talk a little about his kick ass scores for NSWales in white ball cricket.

The whole double sided bat sponsorship was there about.

His bi sexual spinning nature, he bowls offies and leggies.

And mention that he must be pissed he is yet to win an Australian cap with all the “buzz”
around him.

I even had a title, Be Warnered.

Ofcourse other things happened, Smith did his thing, Siddle played a blinder, hayden got dropped, and England did a Pakistan.

So he got pushed back and back and back, and fuck me if he hasn’t been picked to play for Australia before getting a mention on this blog.

As far as I can tell he is the first player to get picked for Australia before I mentioned him since the balls has been operating.

It was sloppy work and I apologise.

But he is here now and their aint a damn thing I can do about it.

Anyway I have watched a few highlights of the boy, and he is a proper hitter of the ball, remember when six hitters were bigger fellas, now the jockeys hit it harder.

It’s probably all that genetic modification of food.

The ball doesn't just stay hit after he has had his way with it, it hides in the bushes.

He is a lefty, which is always an advantage in slogging, and cover drives, he is about to open with Shaun Marsh, you remember him, he had a big winter playing over seas.

Warner’s IPL side is Dehli, because they were short of an explosive opening batsmen.

Now you know as much as we.

Well played.

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