The winners and losers of the KP/moores debacle

KP, loser.

Lost his team, some respect, found out his team mates don’t like him, and has inspired more usage of the word ego than a young Stalin.

Moores, loser.

Lost his job, got dragged through the mud on the way out, and is going to struggle to ever find another international job again, although on the plus side may get a job in South Africa.

ECB, loser.

For allowing this to get where it got to. What goes on in there, stop trimming Gatting’s facial hair Giles and make sure your cricket team runs smoothly for once.

Hugh Morris, loser.

Is than ECB’s man in charge of cricket, and still employed surprisingly.

Michael Vaughan, loser.

Still going to the Caribbean, he has a house there.

Cristiano Ronald, loser.

Crashes a 200k Ferrari, and then loses column space to a cricketer.

Andrew Flintoff, loser.

Who knew the lovable lugg was capable of divisions, and started them because he did not want to go back to India, soft cock.

Andrew Strauss, winner.

Reminds me of the film mars attacks, “Hello? This is General Casey. I get to meet the Martian Ambassador! Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor. But didn't I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen.”

Australia, winner.

Who cares if we are shit, look at them idiots.

The English Press, winners.

An English captain resigning as he is about to be sakced, after he has got the coach fired is like a filimg a Prince in an orgy, not a nazi orgy, but an orgy none the less.

Bloggers, winners.

The best thing that can happen to a blogger is for him/her/it to say, fucken hell, where do I start with this news.

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