Roy fishes for trouble

Roy is back.

Not in form.

But in trouble.

This time it is being involved in a bar altercation.

Unfortunately it all sounds pretty tame, and he didn't hit anyone with a barramundi.

Shame.

Apparently some dude had a go at him in a pub James Sutherland would never drink in.

Luckily for you i have an updated copy of the players conduct conditions that all Australian cricketers must sign.

Roy has broken several clauses:

17.67a Drinking alcohol is fine, but you cannot drink in any bar that thinks bundy & coke is a cocktail.

88.96c Players may stay out till dark, but must be tucked up in their hotel room bed by the time the first episode of CSI or Law & Order is being shown in Australia.

1a Thou shall never drink with Rugby players, if you have to slum it, find an aussie rules player.

65.23d Australian cricketers will have no personality.

So this means the end for Roy.

Under these rules he will be put down at a simple ceremony out the back of Radelaide oval, just near the place where Mark Cosgrove hides his pizza boxes.

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