Thursday, November 27, 2008

Watson talks about selection, with a straight face

Shane Watson is biting the hand that wanks him.

Watson played the last match under Australia’s new flexible policy.

But now he hates it.

He thinks cricketers should learn to be more flexible in different conditions.

This from Mr Rigidity.

He is like a clothed David out on the pitch.

Yes that was a weird reference to an Italian sculpture.

But that is what Watson reminds me of.

Now he wants to adapt.

I think of all the people in Australian cricket, Watson is the one who shouldn’t ever talk about selection.

Ever.

Without flexibility he simply wouldn’t have played a test.

His first class record is nowhere near enough to get him a gig as a batsman or a bowler.

But that is Watson.

He just loves talking to the media.

No one from CA vet Watson before he speaks though, not even for irony.

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