Sunday, November 30, 2008

Isaac Asimov invents new bat

Bat manufacturers get bored.

There are so many rules involved, and basically all bats look the same.

So some dude over at Gray-Nicolls has seen Roy’s new reserve sweep off the back of the bat, and thought, that would be easier without the point bit on the back.

And fuck me with a feather, he took it off.

A 2020 speciality bat that you can use either side of.

I think it is called the t20 gray-nicholls, and it is not legal yet.

It looks like a big paddle, and may have a good market in initiation ceremonies as well.

The first problem they will have, if they get it legal, is the fact that batsman may not trust it for the conventional big hits.

Channel 9 did a special on it.

They got Mark Taylor to use it, being the 2020 specialist in the box.

He said it felt a little tinny when playing a normal shot, but it seemed to do the reverse things it was designed for quite well.

And just so I can get all the miss spelled google hits this new wand may inspire: tee 20 grey nicholls, twenty20 grey nicols, tt02 gray nickels, and twenty fat gay pickles.

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