New Zealand own the first session.
They started off batting like the hebrew hammer klinger has been doing there all year.
Then Hauritz came on, and Redmund thought he could get a hundred in a session, or in 3 overs.
Hauritz's first over was like Krejza's, except Krejza bowled to GOD HIMSELF (Sehwag) and Hauritz bowled to Redmund.
One four and two sixes.
It was ouchy for Hauritz, you almost felt sorry for him, until you remembered he didn't deserve to be there, and even getting flogged was a privilege.
How looked a bit flat, and eventually chased a wide one, and Ryder was overshadowed, amazingly by Redmund.
Clark bowled well, and probably deserved a wicket.
Lee was flat, and Johnson looked dangerous at times.
Hauritz didn't get any turn, but got alot of movement in the crowd.
The pitch looks flat as, and the ball hardly moved an inch for the whole session.
If any of this seems inaccurate, put it down to me falling asleep until Redmund woke me up with his brutal butt fucking of Hauritz.
Hauritz also miss fielded a four.
New Zealand will be happy to have won a session with the bat
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