Aaron falls out of tree even after he gets the knickers off

Poor ol’ Aaron Redmund.

He was like a young boy who had climbed too far up a tree.

Once he was up there, he had no idea what to do.

So instead of slowly retracing his steps, and working his way down, he sat there for ages, and then jumped.

He assumed from that distance he could make it.

He was wrong.

The dude broke his leg.

All this is more horrible because of who the bowler was.

Redmond looks out of his depth in test cricket.

He can’t rotate the strike, so he stays ons strike, and lets bowlers work over his flabby technique.

But at Radelaide, even the dodgiest batsman can look good, and make runs.

And a test hundred is a test hundred, especially against Australia.

You could see Redmund’s pain after he went down, he was in the upchuck position for a few seconds.

There is a chance he will never make a test hundred now, and being caught on the short boundary off a club spinner, is seriously fucked up.

We all know what it feels like to get the hot easy one to the back of your car, start the eager groping, get the knickers off, touch all the naughty bits, only to then do something that turns that person off so much you end up in the upchuck position, alone, miserable, and wondering how it all went wrong.

Poor bastard.

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