being flexible means you have to bend over

The push to end Clark’s career is now in full swing.

Ponting is talking about being flexible.

Clark’s bad record at Radelaide and his age are being mentioned.

And Peter Siddle is being pushed forward.

I think Clark will play in Adelaide, but only just.

Siddle just struggled against the Warriors, and must be short of match practice, having played one test, one first class match and whatever that thing was in Brisbane in the last 7 weeks.

Surely this isn’t the perfect time to pick him on a flat pitch.

Clark may struggle on flat pitches as well, but he just took 4 wickets against the kiwis in the second dig, and looked closer to his old form.

A lot has been made of Australia’s new flexible selection policy.

Under Ponting selection was always more rigid than a boy in a brothel, now they are going to other extremes.

It reeks of panic, and urine.

And you know what flexible selection policy means, flexible bowling line ups.

Mike Hussey isn't going to be rested on a flat pitch so his brother can come in and score quicker.

Hayden isn't going to miss out when the ball is swinging.

And they aren’t going to drop Roy for the Waca test because he doesn’t play the short ball well.

Flexible always means bowlers, or at worst, all rounders.

It must be something batsmen came up with, bastards.

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