Tuesday, November 25, 2008

If the guardian is a truthful paper, england is crap

England have developed a brilliant new strategy to avoid losing 7 nil in their one day series.

Less practice, more talky.

It makes sense really.

Where has practice got them, no where.

Although unless they are talking about taking an early trip home, you can’t see it doing a whole lot of good.

Andy Bull for the guardian wrote a great little piece in his off spin mail out about how England need to face up to the fact they just aren’t as good at one day cricket as India are.

According to him India haven’t lost to England in a one dayer in 7 years and dating a freaky liar.

That seems like a long time to me.

7 years ago I was living in a townhouse with my cousin and a speed freak.

Elvis was still alive.

Britney was still a virgin, at least anally.

Bryce McGain was a club cricketer.

And KP was still listed as South African on cric info.

Things have changed now, but for the nostalgics who think the world is moving to fast, they can look at England and feel a sense of security.

Some things change.

Some stay the same.

India are good.

England are not.

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