Monday, November 10, 2008

ICC ground Ricky for one hour after school on a thrusday

The ICC has come down hard on Ricky Ponting for his slow over rates.

Fining him a whopping 20% of his match fee.

That’ll learn him.

No more fines you toothless dickheads.

We want Castrations, Suspensions and ACTION.

Fining these guys is not what scares them.

Ponting has proved the one thing he, and the rest of the slow ass captains, are afraid of, its SUSPENSION.

Although that is because my castration idea never took off.

The ICC has been sitting on their hands for so long now it’s ridiculous.

Captains are almost never suspended.

And yet the extra 30 minute rule is always used.

There should be no allowances for wickets, wickets are supposed to be taken, the whole allowances mess is what captains use to hide behind, so end it.

Captains have used and abused the ICC’s weak assed leniency too long.

Now action needs to be taken.

So if you feel like you are being ripped off by captains who take all day to set fields, by bowlers with long follow throughs, and by the endless chats between everyone on the field, here is your chance to do something.

Sign this petition, get your friends to sign it, get your dogs to sign it, email people on spam lists and get them to sign it.

Because this is our game, and I’ll be fucked if I will be short changed by a bunch of assholes who can’t do the simplest of tasks.

Pick a bowler, set the field, and play some cricket, how is that hard?www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside

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