scientology defeats sehwagology

<p class="MsoNormal">As the unofficial rule of Australian sport is we will only watch two sides of dark people play if it’s in the NBA, the Sri Lanka hosting of India did not make it to my TV screen.
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<p class="MsoNormal">It may have been on some extra pay TV channel with a silly name, but I did not have access to that.
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<p class="MsoNormal">So all I could do was a bit of cric info ball by ball action.
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<p class="MsoNormal">I think I got the gist of the game.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Sri Lanka batted for a while, then got sick of it.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Murali bamboozles India’s top order.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Mendis finishes off the rest.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Game over.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The big story, if you don’t count Mendis beating Lara’s record, is The leader of Sehwagology getting given out after an umpire had given him not out.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The review process was used, and abused, the incorrect decision by the main umpire, was in fact correct, and the new correct decision helped by video, was now incorrect.
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<p class="MsoNormal">To summarise, the third umpire, and hawk eye, got it wrong.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Hawk eye, the drunken Nostradamus machine, is quite often wrong, so using it in LBW’s is the obvious choice.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Apparently Ol’ Hawk missed the flick on the front pad, which would have rendered Sehwag, O prince of princes, not out.
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<p class="MsoNormal">So because of “technology”, India lose the test match, as we all know Sehwag would have gone on to make 300 in a day, get India 130 runs up and then take 7 for 12 as Bhaji did commando rolls.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Yet again the umpires do India in, even when they get the benefit of the doubt, Hawk eye, which is some sort of weapon of confusion, over rules and Sehwag is outed.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The system that was brought in to stop the obvious errors, made an obvious error, and we the people were robbed of a sermon of Sehwagology.
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<p class="MsoNormal">This proves what I have long suspected, the ICC is run by scientologists, and India find new ways to get shafted by umpires.
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