monty fails to satisfy in a very long session

For the record I think Monty can bowl.

I just don't think he is a shit hot test match bowler, or the saviour of spin bowling in test cricket.

He should not be an automatic selection, and his record on raging turners outside of Old Trafford should be looked at very closely.

Plus he bores me.

There is a certain person who was less than pleased with my In bed with Monty post.

Lets call them anonymous, as that is what they call themselves.

I do believe Monty is a fair to good bowler, but if England really want to be a test match force I am not convinced he is “the one”.

When he took 4 wickets the other day, our friend anonymous had this to say, It's been a few weeks since you left Monty for "the other man", the one who now sits in your living room playing his computer games and eating burgers, things that you once found 'cute' now seem juvenile and annoying. Deep down you know the idea of this young exotic man was always more appealing than the reality. You saw Monty out last night. You stood akwardly and exchanged pleasantries before a young, blonde South African woman ran up and took Monty away by the arm, laughing and stroking his beard. People used to say Monty could only pull when conditions suited, when everyone at a bar was suitably drunk and impaired. You always knew that wasnt the case but as you look around the room and see four women sitting with Monty you realise that now everyone else seems to be 'getting it'.
I said this, I think the people in that bar were well more drunk than you give them credit for. Those 4 South Africans had been working on a big deal that went sour and were all looking at a troubling weekend. They started doing shots of red bull and goats piss and Monty just got lucky, again.
Now I will say this, 60 overs on the 4th and 5th day, no wickets.
If he is the saviour, he didn’t think this game was worth saving.

The worst thing is he bowled well.

You know what they say though, wickets talk and bullshit walks.

I may be the first person to ever say that.www.cricketwithballs.com

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