I’ve written about the Sheffield shield getting its name back already.
And who would think I could stretch two posts about it.
But I can.
The name Sheffield Shield is to return, but now it will be known as the Sheffield Shield presented by weet bix.
Think of Cricket Australia as the Weinsteins, the shield as Hero, and Weet Bix as Quentin Tarantino.
Do you follow, I thought so.
Like Tarantino, there is intrigue and more intrigue to weet bix than meets the eye.
Weet Bix is owned by Sanitarium, who is owned by the 7th day Adventists.
I didn’t make this up, look other blogs have mentioned it.
When I found this out a few years ago I stopped eating weet bix, true story.
So why are we giving the Sheffield Shield to a bunch of freaky assed Saturday worshippers who were too weird to remain Protestants?
You have no answer to that, do you Mr Sutherland.
I looked up these 7th day dentists to see what the deal was.
They created Waco, one of their ex members David Koresh was the wacko from Waco way before George Bush was.
They believe you don’t really die, you just fall asleep and never wake up, sort of like watching Michael Klinger bat.
And they believe in a false coming where a Satan will turn up impersonating the messiah, we call that Michael Clarke.
Those are all fine, especially Waco, but they do have some beliefs that may have a serious effect on the Sheffield Shield.
No secular or non essential work or recreation on a Saturday, but cricket Australia can program around that.
They suggest their members abstain from all kinds of meats, alcohol, cigarettes, caffeine and drugs, but their members seem to ignore it, so that shouldn’t be a problem.
And most importantly they do not accept homosexuality, so that player, you know the one, will have to stay in the closet for at least another 5 years.www.cricketwithballs.com
Now with new proper english lady blogger.
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