Dirty Dirk defeats Rob Key

<p class="MsoNormal">2020 cricket is a war zone.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Black hawks go down.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Bridges are river kwaied.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Hand to hand combat is what wins the day.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The rose bowl was covered in blood.
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<p class="MsoNormal">When the debris had cleared, the blood dried and the fallen had departed, one man stood resplendent on the pitch.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Covered in the blood of fallen adversaries and grunting like a wild boar, the man simply cleaned his bayonet and got ready for another battle.
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<p class="MsoNormal">His name, Dirty Dirk Nannes.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Some may say that others had more of an impact on the result, but Dirty Dirk is the result.
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<p class="MsoNormal">He held sway by taking a crucial wicket of some dude I have never heard of and thusly gained the silverware for Middlesex.
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<p class="MsoNormal">In 6 months this 2020 warrior has won two of the three biggest 2020 competitions on earth.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Had he played in the IPL, he would have won there too, on his own if he had to.
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<p class="MsoNormal">A 2020 bowling average of 15, and an economy rate of under 7 means this man is 2020 cricket.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Robert Key trotted back to King Cricket to like his wounds as Dirty Dirk bathed in the glory of being a champion, again.
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<p class="MsoNormal">And for those keeping score.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The big bash in Australia, won by Victoria.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The IPL in India, won by Shane Warne.
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<p class="MsoNormal">The twenty20 cup final won by Dirty Dirk.
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<p class="MsoNormal">Some people may sense a pattern here.
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