South Africa has made the bold move to allow selectors pick cricket teams.
In a gutsy decision, which backs up why the ICC want South Africans to lead, they have decided that the CSA president is not allowed to veto players based on their racial history.
From now on the new South African quota system shall be enforced by the selectors.
Luckily the quota system, while being a bit more confusing, is now not based on Race.
Although one selector must be Black.
South African quota for England tour:
Pig Headed captain who has a vastly inflated opinion of his own talent, which almost no one shares.
One player who plays for himself and doesn’t care about anything else.
At least 3 batsmen who will be well regarded while all averaging under 40.
Wicket keeper who wishes he was born anywhere else.
Left arm orthodox spinner who is so crap that it hurts to watch him.
A convicted rapist, who was found innocent on appeal, only to become the countries biggest sports star.
One mentalist.
A Dean Jones suspected terrorist.
Two guys with evil supervillian names, hopefully related.
No Paul Adams.
At least one player with a name so ridiculous that you don’t believe he exists.
One player with mittens.
A squad of players with amazingly average records.
One superstar bowler, who it will be impossible to hit whilst switching hands.www.cricketwithballs.com
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