Don’t bullshit a bullshitter

I know I’m like a dog with a boner about this, but I just want to walk the walk one more time.

According to the free world's greatest leader, Cameron White has been picked in the Australian side as a spinner.

And yet he was clearly the replacement for Andrew Symonds, who while being an all rounder, plays as a batsman.

When Symonds was fit, White was dropped.

So that leads me to believe that White played as a batsman, who bowls a bit.

So Ricky, stop treating us like fucken idiots.

We may not be the intellectual powerhouse that you clearly are, but we know a little about cricket.

We know that if a dude bats at 6, and replaces a dude who bats at 5, he is playing as a batsman.

He hasn’t been picked as the spinner, because he wasn't even freakin bowled.

Roll credits.

We understand that you want White to be a proper spinner, because he can clearly bat at the level required.

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