1st innings 1st one dayer in da windies

Ok a one dayer is on, I am willing to stay up until the break of innings to give you my insightful insights.

Ramnaresh Sarwan had his head so low during the minutes silence to Jane McGrath his nose was touching his crotch. No oral sex jokes were mentioned.

Marsh and Watson get off to a flier, Gayle sent Australia in.

Marsh looks like he was born for international cricket, Watson looks like Frankenstein.

Xavier Marshall dives around the boundary and was shot in a 1950’s western, he clutches at the wound, reacts in slow motion, and then dramatically slides out of the window and onto the street face first.

7th mention of Jane McGrath.

Round one goes to Marsh.

Watson looked good, but when the runs dried up Watson looked to experiment a bit much and was caught out doing so.

Watson is about as flexible as a Gollum and he should stick to hitting through the lines.

The pitch has slowed drastically, the new ball skidded onto the bat, now it’s a dead pitch and Ponting looks dreadful on it.

Ponting fucks around for an eternity and then goes out to bogey man number 3, Jerome Taylor.

Clarke comes in and it’s hard to blame Ponting for his dreadfully slow run rate as Clarke doesn’t look like he can hit it off the square either.

Even Marsh has slowed down, and is no longer dashing, now he is in accumulation mode.

Clarke out chasing a wide one with all the foot movement of Jimmy Hoffa.

The best shaped head in world cricket Sammy takes the wicket.

This pitch could suit him, because his lack of pace will make it hard to force the issue.

I just finished writing that when Marsh scooped Sammy to Gayle.

Haddin comes in before White, which is obviously to remind White that he is playing as a bowler.

Was getting a bit bored before Clarke and Marsh went out, so thanks to the Windies for keeping me awake.

Haddin is looking good, he is definitely the butch in this partnership. King Probot M Hussey is just doing his thing.

The Windies seem to be thinking 260 is gettable by there general lack of intensity.

Benn seemed to be the only bowler capable of slowing Haddin down, and eventually he slowed him down completely.

Haddin let all his good work down by skipping as his ball sailed towards long off.

White is coming in, if the Windies have done their homework they bring on Edwards and he bowls an over of Yorkers at White early on.

Sarwan to White, no homework.

Cozier has talked up White as a huge hitter, and he finally delivers with a miss hit for 4.

Not what Cozier wanted.

Hussey tries to live up to his finisher tag, but this is a wicket for proper big hitters and he slaps it to a fielder and Gayle picks up a cheap wicket.

Chris Gayle pulls out the Xavier Doherty stutter ball, nice work.

Sarwan gets White with a ball about 5 miles quicker than most of Sammy's nuts.

Lee comes in and does what no one else seemed to be able to do, get away a big shot.

Hopes gets bowled by Bravo, and Australia make enough to put this in the bag you'd think.www.cricketwithballs.com

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