attack of the pygmies

I find it rather sad that the Windies have one tall bowler and he is a slightly odd left arm orthodox bowler.

I like Sulieman Benn, I think, but it’s a shame all their new fast bowlers are pygmies.

Edwards is my favourite of the Windie’s bowlers at the moment, mostly cause he has crazy eyes.

Years ago I was a big fan of a South Australian bowler named Mark Harrity, most of this was due to his crazy eyes.

Edwards may be a tiny fella, but he sure is fast.

Jerome Taylor looks like their future, but he is not much larger than Edwards.

Powell rounds out the fast threesome, and he is also a man of normal stature, but small compared with the West Indian mould of quicks.

Bravo is their next quickest bowler, and he is also a shorty shortster.

Short fast bowlers are nice, but everything in moderation.

And Variety is the spice of life.

We need to think outside the square, but inside the oblong.

What happened to the tall fast bowlers that tormented batsmen from around the world?

Don’t give me that basketball nonsense.

The Caribbean is not the only cricket nation to have ballers in the NBA, and as if anyone would really want to be Patrick Ewing.

Australia has had quite a few NBA players, New Zealand one or two(Kirk something), and England had that big gay chap that Oprah likes.

Then again, as a pink commie lefty I should blame America for everything, so why not.

Now that we have found the cause, how do we fix it.

We ban the NBA from being shown in the Caribbean and we bring in a quota for at least 2 players per squad must be tall real fast bowlers.

Look how well quotas have worked in South Africa.

It simply has to be done.

White tall fast bowlers are, with the exception of Harmy, quite boring.

Black tall fast bowlers are so much cooler in comparison.

So let’s quota them back into existence.www.cricketwithballs.com

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