Sunday, June 29, 2008

Ricky does not live in a cave

Michael Clarke has declared Ricky Ponting as “the greatest leader in the world”.

Wow.

Better than George Bush?

Better than Robert Mugabe?

Better than Kim Jong Il?

Probably.

But better than Osama Bin Laden.

I don’t think so.

Osama has achieved far more than Ricky Ponting, and he’s done it backwards, wearing high heels and in a cave.

Ponting has won 2 world cups, and has maintained Australia’s test superiority.

Osama had a few angry mother fuckers and took down America.

No contest.

Osama, who is a very handy left arm orthodox bowler, is the better leader.

He also has some interesting views on cricket.

He really likes the Pakistani team, but hates Matthew Hayden.

He believes that technology is overused in the modern game.

Zimbabwe should be reinstated to full status.

The IPL will be good for cricket in the long run, but he doesn’t like the way the Imperialist pigs are running it.

Darrel Hair is an infidel, but not a bad umpire.

He likes Peter Roebuck’s views on the game, and the way he mentors youngsters.

Is a big Hashim Amla Fan, and thinks Dean Jones is a fucktard.

Thinks the three appeal system is pathetic, and is thinking of offing a few cricket administracrats because of it.www.cricketwithballs.com

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