Saturday, October 4, 2008

The big bear goes to bollywood

Cameron White is flying to India.

And due to Krazy Krejza’s Kokaine and shit bowling he may get a staring role.

The good news is we will have a Victorian legspinner, the bad news is, it’s the wrong one.

But a Victorian in the test team is still an accomplishment.

So we’ll take what we can get.

With Katich, 1/3.

Clarke, 1/3.

And White 1/2.

Put all this together and Australia have a spin bowler and some change.

Add Watson and that is their 4th bowler.

7 bowlers to get 20 wickets, seems like a good plan.

If you’ve just taken Heroin and don’t know anything about cricket.

India’s bowling doesn’t look any stronger ofcourse, so it could be a great test series where no one gets 20 wickets.

The good news out of all this is that Beautiful Baby Beau Casson has not only been overlooked for this squad, again, he has also been overlooked a NSWales one day game for Steven Smith.

You may remember his as my player to shed his nappies in the shield season this year.

Even though he is a NSWelshman, he can bowl, and he can bat, and I like him one billion times more than Beau.

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